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英语笑话或哲理故事300字

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An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits.

Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed.

It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?

You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you.

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